{"fact":"Every year, nearly four million cats are eaten in Asia.","length":55}
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{"fact":"Cats have 30 teeth (12 incisors, 10 premolars, 4 canines, and 4 molars), while dogs have 42. Kittens have baby teeth, which are replaced by permanent teeth around the age of 7 months.","length":183}
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{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
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{"fact":"Of all the species of cats, the domestic cat is the only species able to hold its tail vertically while walking. All species of wild cats hold their tail horizontally or tucked between their legs while walking.","length":210}
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